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miscaitlin:

are you a prostitute

because youre prosticute 

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

gnumblr:

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neatpotatoes:

when they say their dick is 8 inches 

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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents