Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school.
*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
*types in /tagged/me after ur url* “page not found”
I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one
my kid: whats for dinner
me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *does split on the kitchen table*
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die
single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn