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coconut-river:

Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school. 

mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

yoncevevo:

*types in /tagged/me after ur url* “page not found”

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interiorly:

I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn