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cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

holyghoul:

im just a human bean